Sunday, October 26, 2008

Another Letter from Lily

"Lily the dog here. I am so with you on the having fun part. I get sooooo annoyed by those signs that show a dog with a big red circle/hash mark on it (River School has one.. or two... or several). I say "Whatever dudes and dudettes!" It's my job to run wild man! So let the wind whip through my gorgeous ears..When I see one of those signs, well, I still go...I just try to hold my "dooty" so not to cause any upset.. unlike those darn Canada Geese that poop enough to fill 8 football fields. (I actually chase them away and laugh at those silly birds). Why don't they have a NO GEESE sign? huh??! I should be rewarded for my efforts..not maligned. A lot of people are just misinformed and crabby. All of them need to get a glass of wine, come to River School field (bring a blanket to avoid sitting on goose dung) and we will set you straight about what life is really about. It's about relaxing, smiling, having good grub at your disposal 24/7, running where you're not suppose to, and having humans who understand all that. You and I are lucky Briar.Yeah Baby! Lily"

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I know someone who trained their dog to "go to the bushes" and he actually goes and finds a bush and does his business on the bush. Two good things about this, any remains are not left in someones stepping path, and you don't have to bend over as far to pick up the poop.

Anonymous said...

I have a question. Why do horses get to go on state beaches and I don't? Supposedly, I scare away the birds. I'm a dainty 30 lbs, but the birds are totally ok with a thousand pound giant? And they don't clean up after themselves or even think of pooping in the bushes.

Briar's Person said...

I know why its ok if horses poo on state parks. There argument is that it's fertilizer for the land, therefore they believe it HELPS to restore all the damage they do with their tree cutting, pit fires, and tour buses. But I agree with you nadia, what better place for a dog to be than in a state park??? Animals are supposed to be outside in parks... geeeze, where they DONT belong is in restaurants sitting in a chair next to me.

 
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