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"Hi this is Melissa calling from the Anthropologie store and your kitty seems to have walked in the door. I think you probably live around here and I'm assuming the cat will go back out. If you want to call us, um, we're gonna put him outside. The number here is 624... and we are gonna put him right ouside right now. Ok, bye bye."
The strange thing is, I was shopping there yesterday!