Hi Briar,

I just finished listening to your blog. OMG, you are so lucky to actually get to go to Anthropologie. I hope you finished your shopping before they put you outside.

I am confused though. I mean were you buying something for me or for your new home because they don't have men's clothes there? Perhaps, you were buying a gift for you person? I heard from my person, your person loves dropping money there. Oops, I mean shopping there.

I meditated on my last letter to you because I was upset after writing it. I realize, now, the people are actually trying to help you because they think your just a normal lost cat. They just don't understand you the way I do. Maybe someday they will read your blog and finally see who you really are.

Living Vicariously Through You,
Chloe the Cat