Dear Briar,
My name is Chloe the Cat. You don't know me, but my person is friends with your person. The reason I am writing is because my person talks about your great adventures all the time.
I am an indoor cat, therefore my adventures are limited, but I do read a lot of books. Alas, I am book smart, but not street smart, like you are. For now I will have to live my life vicariously through your stories. Thank goodness I took human language and Internet classes when my humans were away. Sometimes, I feel so disconnected from the real world, but the Internet has brought the world to my living room.
My person said you were playing soccer with a human child soccer team today. You must be very good.
I hope to meet you someday. I look forward to hearing more about your adventures from my person and the blog. By the way, I love your boots. I hope you like my picture.
Love,
Chloe the Cat