Chloe and Briar chillin' at Chloe's place.
Dear Briar,
How are you? It was so nice to meet you on Sunday. I hope we can get together again soon, for another playdate. Please, don't take this the wrong way, but I am in love with my next door neighbor, Jack. And, of course, I love you too.
Since you don't live nearby, I am hoping this arrangement won't be a problem. I would not want to choose between the two of you.
Chloe and Jack taking a break from the wagon.
Besides, he's been through a lot, with losing his leg to cancer this last year. Now wouldn't be a good time to break it off with him. Maybe you can meet Jack the next time we get together.
Love,
Chloe the Cat